Watch the mass media, and you learn THE TRUTH. Liberal Democrats care about people. Republicans of all stripes want to wheel granny off a cliff. That’s most certainly what is happening with the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. Republicans want to reopen the economy, and more people will DIE! YEOW!!!! Only Democrats can save us from Republicans and work.
Ohhh, the shock and the chagrin! Republicans think we ought to provide for ourselves and work, even if there are viruses, bacteria, rats, mosquitoes, rain storms, maniac drivers, polluting cars and trucks,…. Why do Republicans make such a fuss about dealing with the filth and getting back to work? If we all just stay at home until after the election in November, so what if Trump loses the election? Haven’t CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, and so forth told us Trump is a bad man — always 100 percent wrong? What is wrong with people becoming impoverished and starving? If the insects take over, the planet will be so much cleaner. No messy human beings, and Mother Earth (Gaia) will be so appreciative she won’t be trying to kill us with viruses like Coronavirus (COVID-19).
If the economy crashes and lots of unimportant people starve (especially Republicans), we will have such a wonderful crisis. Just think of the opportunities for CHANGE! When those vile Republicans complain, we can implement gun control. We can put a wise leader like Barack Hussein Obama in charge, and he or she can complete the transformation of America into a Glorious, Pagan, Socialist state. Then we can make grocery stores feed everyone for FREE, make clothing stores give away FREE clothing, allow the homeless to move into any home or hotel our wise leaders think appropriate, and abandon indoor plumbing (would not want to shame the homeless since they do their business on the streets). Then every public restroom would be unisexual, and we will have taken care of the problems of food, clothing, and shelter. Equality at last! Wouldn’t plumbing-free homes significantly reduce the cost of new homes? Isn’t a shack in a lovely forest good enough for anyone?
Nature is so WONDERFUL! Therefore, our Dear Leader could decree a back to nature movement. He could compel everyone who wants to be a farmer to work on state-run farms. Wouldn’t our wise ruler know what we really need? Who wouldn’t want to be forced to work 16-hour days in pollution free air under a blazing, beautiful sun manually plowing fields, planting seeds, pulling up weeds, and gathering the abundant fruit of the harvest for our wise aristocracy? And just think! No more machinery, fertilizer, pesticides, or weedkiller. All natural! Doesn’t the very thought of such a pristine world make the heart sing?
In addition, we would not have to worry about voting by mail or ballot harvesting or election fraud of any kind. Rest assured our Dear Leader would take care of such matters for us.