MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

Citizen Tom:

ALL CORPORATE ADVERTISERS SHOULD BEWARE!
(Particularly since you don’t pay me anyway.)

I have just reblogged a sexist joke, and unlike Rush Limbaugh, I could not care less whether you chickens post any advertisements on my web site.

:razz:

Originally posted on partneringwitheagles:

Sent by a friend; unedited. Perhaps a bit embellished, but Americans are dumbed down enough that Jay Leno still has his “Jaywalking” episodes on the Tonight Show. ‘Nuff said.

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, “MALE & FEMALE” procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.’

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really…

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One Response to MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

  1. Bob says:

    All these years I’ve been doing it the guy way…

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