Sent by a friend; unedited. Perhaps a bit embellished, but Americans are dumbed down enough that Jay Leno still has his "Jaywalking" episodes on the Tonight Show. 'Nuff said.

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.