CITIZEN TOM SELECTED AS VIRGINIA’S MOST FAIR AND BALANCE BLOG

vablogs2.pngThe Washington Ring My Chimes and the Washington Postit Note united today to announce the results of their joint search for Virginia’s most fair and balanced blog.  The winner?  You guessed it, Citizen Tom.  Here are the top ten laudatory remarks in the Ring My Chimes’ and the Postit Note’s joint announcement. 

  1. Citizen Tom serves as Northern Virginia’s most renowned voice for moderation.  He provides the middle of the road position that encourages Liberals and Conservatives to unite for the common good.
  2. Citizen Tom always has something good to say about everyone.  When you tire of hearing the bad news, go to Citizen Tom for some welcome relief.
  3. Moderates acclaim Citizen Tom as one of their own.  Citizen Tom fuses progressive and conservative ideologies in new and imaginative ways.
  4. Democrat political leaders visit Citizen Tom so that they can grow in office.
  5. Citizen Tom looks carefully at both sides of every issue.  He then allows readers to comfortably reach their own conclusions.
  6. Skirting controversies with ease, Citizen Tom encourages his readers to consider difficult issues unemotionally and dispassionately.
  7. Citizen Tom treats politics and religion as our nation’s greatest national sports.  Citizen Tom reviews the performance of our country’s leaders with a reverence formerly reserved for saints and Greek gods.
  8. Citizen Tom provides the latest up-to-date scores on both professional and college baseball and football.  In addition, the website maintains a stock market ticker tape.
  9. Citizen Tom is renown for providing a forum for political views of every stripe.  Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and Green Party’s members are standing in line to be heard and seen on Citizen Tom.  
  10. . Citizen Tom harkens back to a saner era.  Continuing the tradition of Walter Cronkite, Citizen Tom ends the last post of each day with the words, “and that is the way it is…”

About Citizen Tom

I am just an average citizen interested in promoting informed participation in the political process.
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